Abbas condemns shooting of three Palestinians

Now I know what you're all thinking - what in the name of Derek Davis's missing penis would those 4 talentless Swedish whiners know about the current "situation" in Gaza? Well thankfully the answer to that question is.....well I don't actually know for sure but if their incessant awe, awe, aweing is anything to go by it's probably sweet fanny adams.

This is about some palestinian chap who's kicking up a stink about the murder of 3 other palestinian chaps by some Jew or other who was a wee bit pissed off because he had to move gaff.

Now I don't claim to know very much about this shite, I've never really cared(why the fuck should I?) but can you imagine if that stuttering fuck Blair attempted to do something similar in Northern Ireland?

"Excuse me Mr. William Proddy, pack up your stuff, you're being uprooted to the shetland islands along with the rest of your drum beating, foot stomping brethren. You have 24 hours to pack your lambeg drum, bowler hat and sash. Leave the all armalites and handguns in a neat pile out the back. I'll be back at 9 in the morning. T'ra."

I don't imagine the ensuing violence would be in any way "sporadic" like in Gazza's strip. It would be fucking mayhem. The prods would not like it one litle bit and would no doubt blow up half of Dublin(Hopefully the northside) and much of the border counties also - which wouldn't be a bad thing really because everyone knows people from northern counties all have the AIDS very much like the Africers.

But what would happen when all the Loyalists had left? Who would the 'Ra fight then? Who would join the police force? Who would make all them ships and govern the country and all that shite? Not fucking me, that's for sure. The IRA would have nobody left to fight and would likely change their minds about wanting a united Ireland because they would lose all sources of income. No more cross border smuggling of petrol and livestock and cars and guns. No more protection rackets because everyone will be safe with all them no good heathens out of the country. The 'ra would probably take arms againts normal Irelanders just to have something to piss and moan about and blow up.

If they find my blog they may even take up arms against me and try to get me out of there country because I have been occupying some of it for so bloody long.

I'm not afraid of them though because I have 2 big fuck off doberman in my back garden and a 3 foot gate in my driveway and what with them having thrown all their guns in the bin hey won't be able to touch me. The stupid cunts.